I want to punch Craig right in his gentleman's region

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02/24/2015 at 22:22 • Filed to: craigslist files

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I'm a little salty about this one. I can only imagine how well it does on ice with a saline body kit.

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Its been so long riced out crap civic. . . I hoped you'd be gone forever. I mean come on, who advertises their car as not a "clean civic?"

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
02/24/2015 at 22:26

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Damnit, Craig. Or is it Brt's doing?


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
02/24/2015 at 22:27

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The salt probably makes it easier


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > TheHondaBro
02/24/2015 at 22:33

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I have yet to get the Brt references, so I'm gonna blame Craig.


Kinja'd!!! Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
02/24/2015 at 22:40

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As good a time as any to mention the "liquid tire chain" option that Chevy offered for a brief while. Also, I found this , which is hilarious Konglish in the ad.

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Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
02/24/2015 at 22:43

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Coming to scrape the shit out of a driveway near you!


Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
02/24/2015 at 22:44

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Same here, I have no idea what or who Brt is.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull
02/24/2015 at 22:59

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How would that even work?


Kinja'd!!! Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
02/24/2015 at 23:03

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The Korean stuff, or the "liquid tire chain"? In the case of the Chevy stuff, salt and sticky tar-bound evil, I think. For the Korean stuff, just something that's sticky when that cold - I guess.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull
02/24/2015 at 23:07

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All of that sounds like something I want far far from my underbody.


Kinja'd!!! Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
02/24/2015 at 23:12

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I know, right? "Buy an extra option on your car that makes it self-destruct!" Small wonder they sold relatively few of those kits.


Kinja'd!!! daender > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
02/25/2015 at 00:10

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As ghetto as that Civic looks...I see track car potential. Fender's flared for meaty racing slicks and 7-inch wide wheels? Check. Stupid-bright tow-hook? Check. Front canards and ducktail spoiler? Neat, check. Interior already missing bits that I would strip out? Check. I don't give a damn paint job that'd get messy anyway from track time? Check.

Change the wheels out for something that doesn't rub, add racing seats and rollcage. Begin track-day hooning.


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02/25/2015 at 00:50

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I guess that's a better way of looking at it, it just seems ricey how its presented.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
02/25/2015 at 21:43

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that civic DOES look reasonablby well buil-*sees engine and int* yea, no